A new era for Rainbow Clown News
A new era begins today. Rainbow Clown News, previously a weekly newspaper in the Aspley region of Brisbane, Australia, is now on the internet, and ready to broadcast great helpings of Rainbow Clown news to the willing clown fan of rainbow news articles.
All we here at Rainbow Clown News ask is rainbow clown respect. In exchange we will offer up some terrific news stories over the coming year.
So prepare to be dazzled listeners. It is time for the rain to fall. And the sun to come out. And for us to tell you about it. As often as possible. Probably twice a day.
Regards
Rowan
February 20th, 2008 at 4:46 am
Congratulations on the launch of Rainbow Clown News. May I offer a suggestion?
Less clowns. More rainbows.
Keep up the good work, Rowan.
February 21st, 2008 at 4:25 am
Hi Rowan,
I hope to read plenty of stories about my brother the late Clem Jones on your Rainbow Clown News website.
I hope you realise that Clem was in fact responsible for inventing Rainbow Clowns in the late 1800s. Previously, clowns were 2 colours maximum, usually black and white.
Although Clem has recieved a lot of press for his other contributions to the community (sewering, tram-removal, eating pies) his tireless work in the Rainbow Clown industry has been so often overlooked.
Thank-you,
Nev
February 21st, 2008 at 5:09 am
This is war.
This town isn’t big enough for two clown news websites. And Beppo’s World of Current Affairs and Good Time Party Shop has had the market cornered for a long while.
Upstart.
Pew pew. Boom! Krakooooooooom!!!!
February 21st, 2008 at 5:22 am
Why don’t they put enough blue flavour into the Rainbow Smash drink?
Is this something Rainbow Clowns can investigate for me?
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