Clown Time
Clown time is a term used by researchers to describe what happens when a Clown attempts to travel from a to b. Usually they tap into what is called ‘clown time’ and from there are able to travel great distances in very short periods. For instance, just say Rainier the Clown decides he wants to travel from Paris to Hobart on business. By putting on his favourite clown garb and clowning about, time begins to understand that this is a clown it is dealing with and it had better get down to business and give him a break. Time thus allows the clown to use clown time, speeding up travel and enabling them to travel around the world at terrific speeds.
Some scientists maintain that clown time does not exist. But clown time does exist, and there will be a lecture all about this in Brisbane late March at the Riverstage. It is called ‘Crosby Stills & Nash’.