Roof Tennis
More evidence Roof Tennis is gaining a foothold in our glorious rainbow clown society. Regi Manifold the Happy Balloon Clown reports Roof Tennis sightings during a recent mad theatrical helicopter jaunt over New York City, and three days later, Chicago.
Clowns are advised to avoid any rooftop tennis enthusiasts in the coming months, late April being a particularly dangerous period. Highrise tennis buffs are likely to be eating pickled onion sandwiches and smelling of different fruity mosses.
Remember, if these jokers lob one of their green furry balls over the edge of the buildings they are playing on…well, just lets keep our eyes open for high velocity rooftop borne tennis balls in built up areas, eh?