RAINBOW CLOWN NEWS

Rainbow Clown News staff have just returned from three nights in the new Green Coral Hotel currently hovering over Greece, and known to all good clowns as the ‘Elvis in the Clouds’. Shaped like a giant golden Elvis head, this grand hotel of restless floating travellers drifts between Turkey and Greece from month to month, and guests tend to have weird dreams about the King every night while on board.

Rainbow Clown News would like to recommend viewers visit The Elvis of the Clouds as soon as possible. One of our IT staff, HeeHaw Supreme, had a dream about Elvis brandishing a golf club while playing a match with three of the four living Mongolian Kaisers. He reports that it was the best dream he had had that week.

Have you noticed how the lobsters are having less fun in public nowadays? There isn’t anywhere near as much lobster joking about as there used to be. Once you could snorkle off Miami and bump into forty lobsters an hour all having lots of fun times, talking about parties and enjoying the coral, but this has become rare, at least along the reefs I have been frequenting. What changed? Where did the happy lobsters go?

There is a suggestion that they have all migrated to trees on the Norway coast. Reports are coming in of loud lobster parties in elms all around that coast. No proof yet of course, but it makes a lot of sense. I have always thought lobsters and the coast of norway made the perfect collection of amusing things bundled together, and this would make it all mean a lot more wouldn’t it.

Time will tell.