Elvis of the Clouds
Rainbow Clown News staff have just returned from three nights in the new Green Coral Hotel currently hovering over Greece, and known to all good clowns as the ‘Elvis in the Clouds’. Shaped like a giant golden Elvis head, this grand hotel of restless floating travellers drifts between Turkey and Greece from month to month, and guests tend to have weird dreams about the King every night while on board.
Rainbow Clown News would like to recommend viewers visit The Elvis of the Clouds as soon as possible. One of our IT staff, HeeHaw Supreme, had a dream about Elvis brandishing a golf club while playing a match with three of the four living Mongolian Kaisers. He reports that it was the best dream he had had that week.
March 10th, 2008 at 4:47 am
Elvis is like, so over rated. I mean, Panic! At The Disco are the best band eva! Stop living in the past. Old bands are gay. So are clowns.