Lobsters are no fun anymore
Have you noticed how the lobsters are having less fun in public nowadays? There isn’t anywhere near as much lobster joking about as there used to be. Once you could snorkle off Miami and bump into forty lobsters an hour all having lots of fun times, talking about parties and enjoying the coral, but this has become rare, at least along the reefs I have been frequenting. What changed? Where did the happy lobsters go?
There is a suggestion that they have all migrated to trees on the Norway coast. Reports are coming in of loud lobster parties in elms all around that coast. No proof yet of course, but it makes a lot of sense. I have always thought lobsters and the coast of norway made the perfect collection of amusing things bundled together, and this would make it all mean a lot more wouldn’t it.
Time will tell.