Giant Baths
Pilots in the area have been complaining for seven days about these vast unidentified bath tubs flying through the indian oceans of sky over hanging the east coast of Australia like solar curtains of translucent flesh. The pilots know what they are talking about. Four of them are Danish.
Nobody is sure what the bathtubs are doing flying about the east coast of Australia. Whoever is piloting these baths knows something about cosmic soap floating and the problems of fertilising clouds with filthy luke warm water full of ash and town grit. Whoever is doing this is no stranger to dampening brain moods among those who choose not to clean their armpit dirts.
Rainbow Clown News is on the lookout for new footage so we can buy it off you for a tiny sum and flog it off to the West Europeans for a song of some type. Possibly a reel. We’ll see.
Meanwhile, eye trumpets to the clotted dairy sky reader. There may be quite a lot of money in it for us if you strike a vision and let us know the time and place.
Nice luck!